Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REMOVE MY ROLLER SKATES EVERYTHING IS VERY FAST AND I AM VERY AFRAID
My new favorite flower
It’s just 1 dollar bills you cheap ass hoes
I would love this that’s like $30 in there
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
seventeen magazine has officially lost it
What the actual fuck
my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”
"I’ve never dated a lesbian but I’ve always wanted to"
You’re a man
Why?????would?????a lesbian?????ever wanna date you????
Do you even know what a lesbian is???
What kind of response to “sorry I’m not interested, I’m a lesbian” is this????
Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit
dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of
OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off
Two types of criminals:"He [Magnussen] is a businessman – he’s not a mad chaotic villain, not like the award-winning performance Andrew Scott gave as Moriarty. He is something of great calm and measure that has a depth to it which is an even bigger challenge than the chaos of Moriarty. He is so measured and precise – he is like a shark, a terrifyingly perfect predator of our age." - Benedict Cumberbatch
When guys try to use the “men are ALSO objectified in comics because of their rippling muscles and skin-tight suits!” I wanna scream “IT’S NOT THE SAME THING!”
Those big burly men in comics are not designed with the female gaze in mind. They are self-image power fantasies designed to appeal to MEN. So what does a female equivalent look like? It looks something like this… (via Andrew Dobson’s Poster Equality Comics)
eating clocks is really time consuming
especially when you go back for seconds
The gif is perfect because it represents the only two possible reactions to this joke
gf: babe come over
me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest
gf: my parents are out ;)
IS HE OKAY??!!!!?
yes hes with his girlfriend now