We are not amused
zeldathemes
We are not amused.
20 year old child with unhealthy obsessions with LOTR, HP, Starkid, food, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, and shiny things.You may handle this however you please.


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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

sonira:

calliedope:

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REMOVE MY ROLLER SKATES EVERYTHING IS VERY FAST AND I AM VERY AFRAID

segaajenesis:

kushygrandma:

weedcrystals:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

It’s just 1 dollar bills you cheap ass hoes


I would love this that’s like $30 in there

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segaajenesis:

kushygrandma:

weedcrystals:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

It’s just 1 dollar bills you cheap ass hoes

I would love this that’s like $30 in there

Single

fandommember:

benaddictedcumberbabe:

cameronfryesgirlfriend:

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone

Someone else might have needed it more

shellfishbang:

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it


What the actual fuck

shellfishbang:

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

What the actual fuck

magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

angryshortfemme:

"I’ve never dated a lesbian but I’ve always wanted to"

??????
You’re a man
Why?????would?????a lesbian?????ever wanna date you????
Do you even know what a lesbian is???

What kind of response to “sorry I’m not interested, I’m a lesbian” is this????

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

floridasunshineee:

the best line ever

sir-mycroft:

Two types of criminals:

"He [Magnussen] is a businessman – he’s not a mad chaotic villain, not like the award-winning performance Andrew Scott gave as Moriarty. He is something of great calm and measure that has a depth to it which is an even bigger challenge than the chaos of Moriarty. He is so measured and precise – he is like a shark, a terrifyingly perfect predator of our age."  - Benedict Cumberbatch
nerdsrocket:

When guys try to use the “men are ALSO objectified in comics because of their rippling muscles and skin-tight suits!” I wanna scream “IT’S NOT THE SAME THING!” 

Those big burly men in comics are not designed with the female gaze in mind. They are self-image power fantasies designed to appeal to MEN. So what does a female equivalent look like? It looks something like this…  (via Andrew Dobson’s Poster Equality Comics)

nerdsrocket:

When guys try to use the “men are ALSO objectified in comics because of their rippling muscles and skin-tight suits!” I wanna scream “IT’S NOT THE SAME THING!”

Those big burly men in comics are not designed with the female gaze in mind. They are self-image power fantasies designed to appeal to MEN. So what does a female equivalent look like? It looks something like this… (via Andrew Dobson’s Poster Equality Comics)

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

severingsnapes:

mr-egbutt:

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

especially when you go back for seconds

image

The gif is perfect because it represents the only two possible reactions to this joke

terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

image

IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

jakeyb86:

mrrobotico:

htimsnevets:

Find this man.

spit in his food.

go to his job

end this now.

Do more than spit in his food. Poison his food and end him.

This literally infuriates me. I can’t even